• Son of Scoregasm Spring Sale

    It’s spring, so it’s time for my usual spring sale! This time it’s my latest game, Son of Scoregasm, for Windows, Mac OS X and Linux on either or Steam. Note that the version comes with a Steam key too!

    Grab a copy of the game from one of the widgets below:

    Have fun!

    Cheers Charlie


  • Son of Scoregasm updates and roadmap


    With Son of Scoregasm now out on Vita and Steam, i’ve been working on fixing any bugs that have appeared/been found by people, and adding or improving features that have proven problematic.

    In the recent updates, i’ve improved controller support on PCs, fixed a small bug with some of the achievements/trophies being set incorrectly and a bunch of other smaller fixes to help improve compatibility.

    I’ve also addressed the main criticism i’ve been getting; the game’s difficulty. While i’m happy with the difficulty in general, i can see that a lot of folks have been having trouble and to that end i’ve added an easier difficulty mode and made the difficulty of the level changeable on the level profile screen, both for easy access and to make it more apparent you can change it. Hopefully this will make a lot of people who’ve been struggling with the game happy :)

    This update is available now on Steam and itch. Steam and the itch app will probably already have downloaded it for you, but if you manually downloaded the game from itch you will have to do so again.

    I’m hoping to get these changes out for the Vita this year as well, though it depends on how quickly Sony can get to checking it over. Watch this space!


    So what’s coming up for Son of Scoregasm? First of all i’m intending to get the Playstation 4 version out early next year. The game is fully functional but needs a little more work to ensure everything is operating smoothly and looking it’s best. Ideally i’d like to get it into Sony’s QA team by the end of the year, though this will depend on how busy they are and any last minute bugs i find.

    On the PC side, the game will be updated to add new features as i add them on PS4. I’d really like to get a decent anti-aliasing method into the game along with re-adding some of the post-processing effects that are lying dormant in the code. I had to turn them off to get it ready for release.

    I’d really love to be able to bring back the challenge levels from the original Scoregasm too. These were fun little mini-game inspired alternative game modes that you could unlock on each level in the game and i think they really added a lot of extra fun to that game.

    Hopefully, Son of Scoregasm will sell OK and i’ll be able to afford the time to get these challenge stages into it. I’m really pleased with the design of the levels in Son of Scoregasm and have been really happy that it’s been picked up so positively by reviewers so far. I’d really LOVE to add more levels, so if you can help spread the word about the game, please do!

    Gratuitous Sales pitch

    So yeah, with all that said, please buy a copy of my game! I’ll pop a few review links below so you don’t just have to take my word for it. You can use one of the widgets beneath them to buy a copy on Steam or itch, and i’ll link to the Playstation stores too. The itch version is the DRM free one, but you also get a Steam code and i earn a little more money if you buy it from there, though the choice is yours :)

    Review links

    Air Entertainment - ” it’s fun, it’s challenging and it’s great for quick-fix gaming” - 8 out of 10

    Nintendo Review - “The variety is a sheer joy to behold and destroy” 4 out of 5

    Save or Quit -“this one is special”

    Popzara - ” genius design that keeps things fresh”

    Store Links

    European Playstation Store Link

    US Playstation Store Link

    See you on the highscores!

    Cheers Charlie


  • Son of Scoregasm Out Now On PCs!

    I’m delighted to announce that Son of Scoregasm is now available on Windows, Mac and Linux PCs on both Steam and

    It’s been a long time coming due to various life things, but i’m really happy to have finally got this out of the door and into your hands.

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    The game is a refinement of the orignal Scoregasm, with a new score mechanic and plenty of variety in the levels to keep you on your toes. There are more routes through the game now, and more endings (and biscuits) than before.

    There’s also global high-score tables for each individual level (and a score attack mode) to help you practice you killer score strats and plan the best route through the game.

    I’m pretty pleased with it, especially watching friends play during development and not being able to stop until they’d finished the next level. It’s pretty addictive!

    I hope you like it!

    Use one of the widgets below to get a copy of the game. The version includes a Steam code.

    Canny folks will also notice there’s a few other ways of buying the game, including the Soundtrack Bundle, the Multiple Scoregasm bundle and also a discount option for owners of the original game on

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    There’s a few things on the roadmap for the game in the next few month too, as i contnue to work on the game and add new features and options. The itch and steam tools for pushing builds make it super easy for me to iterate and update the game as things get added. I’ll make a roadmap post soon.

    That’s not the end though, as there’s a version of the game in the works for Playstation 4 which is nearing the end of development. I hope to have this ready to go early next year.




  • Son of Scoregasm Steam Release Date!

    It’s official! Son of Scoregasm will be launching on Steam on the 29th November 2017. That’s next week!

    The store page is up now at

    The game will also be launching on on the same day (or slightly before…). I’ve used the really rather nice butler tool to help with beta testing and pushing releases out which has made updating things an absolute breeze! Totally recommended.

    The release will include a Steam key.

    Have fun!

    Cheers, Charlie


  • Son of Scoregasm: Some Reviews!

    Son of Scoregasm has been out for a little over a week now, and feedback has been pretty great so far! I’ve put a few links to reviews below. It’s great to see people are getting what i was going for;

    Finger Guns

    Indie Games

    Snappy Game Reviews

    psp2 roundup

    All 8/10 where given a score, which i think is pretty good!

    I’f you want to get in on the action on Vita, you can get a copy from PSN Europe or PSN US.

    Have fun!

    Cheers, Charlie


  • Son of Scoregasm Out NOW!

    It’s finally out! Woop!

    So far feedback has been pretty positive and it’s great to see the game out there being enjoyed by folks.

    If you are in the US, you can grab a minty fresh copy either on your Vita or via this link: Son of Scoregasm Vita US.

    If you are in Europe/Australia you can fnid the PEGI rated version here: Son of Scoregasm Vita EU

    I’d love to hear what you make of the game, so please leave a message in the comments or get me on Twitter (i’m @charliesgames).

    Cheers, Charlie


  • Son of Scoregasm Soundtrack Out Now!

    Hi all,

    John Marwin has written a really super soundtrack for Son of Scoregasm, which he’s made available on Bandcamp. Check it out (and maybe buy a copy!) via the widget below.

    Have fun!

    Cheers, Charlie


  • Son of Scoregasm Vita Trailers

    Hopefully this will whet your appetites a little for Son of Scoregasm. The game is launching on PS Vita in both Europe and US territories on the 10th of October, which is less than a fortnight away now!

    I’m pretty happy with how the game has shaped up, it’s really quick to get into and very tough to put down!

    Stay tuned for more info during the buildup to launch in the coming weeks :)

    Have fun!

    Cheers, Charlie


  • Son of Scoregasm Vita Release News

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    I’ve very happy to announce that Son of Scoregasm will be available for PS Vita from the 10th of October 2017! It’ll be available for purchase digitally on the PS Store.

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    The game has been a long time coming for various reasons (sorry), but i’m super excited for it finally making it’s way out into the world. I really hope you all enjoy it.

    Compared to the original Scoregasm it’s a much more streamlined affair, the score mechanic is tighter this time around and it’s much quicker to pick up and play. It also feels extremely tight control-wise on the Vita, it’s little thumbsticks are pretty well suited to twin-stick controls.

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    One thing that hasn’t changed from the original is the plot. As i’m sure you’re all aware, back-story for games such as these is an intrisic part of the whole package and as such it will no doubt be distressing for you to here that, once again, the King of the Earth has had his biscuits stolen by Space Baddies.

    Gameplay wise, it’s like a much more refined version of the original, everything feels less loose. I’m really looking forward to seeing how well you all beat my high scores. There’s lots of opportunities for some clever scoring. There’s online boards for every level, including a quick look/rival feature that lets you see where you are in the world before starting to play, helping you set a target.

    That’s all for now. I’ll be making more details available during the next few weeks prior to launch.

    Have fun!

    Cheers Charlie

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  • DEATHBASE 900,000,000 version 3 update

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    I’ve just released update 3 for DEATHBASE 900,000,000. This update adds trophies to the game as well as some performance boosts for slower systems. You can view the trophy info on the main menus (left or right at the title screen). The update is live now over at for you to download if you’ve purchased a copy, or the game will download automatically via the itch app if you use that.

    The game is available now on PC platforms (windows, mac, penguin) over at Alternatively, you can purchase a copy via the widget below.

    Cheers Charlie


  • DEATHBASE 900,000,000 - Coming soon to a Vita near you!

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    As the title of this post suggests, DEATHBASE 900,000,000 is indeed coming to PS Vita soon! It’ll be released shortly after Son of Scoregasm.

    If you don’t know, DEATHBASE 900,000,000 has been a pet project of mine for a little while now. It’s a fun collect-em-up that pays a noisy, neon homage to Solar Fox on the Atari VCS, an excellent twitch game (which is playable online here).

    The game is available now on PC platforms (windows, mac, penguin) over at, and for the Vita version i’m planning on various improvements to the levels to add more variety, adding tropies/achievements and whatever i can do to make it better than ever. Of course, the PC versions will be kept up to date too.

    At present, the Vita version is identical to the PC versions, with the added bonus of it being much more fun on a handheld. I think it really suits this type of game and the Vita’s incredible screen make the glowy vectors really pop! The video above was recorded direct from the Vita devkit, FYI.

    So in summary, i’m going to be SUPER busy over the summer, with Son of Scoregasm immenent on Vita, as well as Steam and itch shortly thereafter and this as well. It’s great to be finally getting stuff out! I’ll try to update the blog and keep you all up to date as best i can.

    Oh, and there’s another announcement to come before too long, but i’ll keep you guessing for now….

    Cheers Charlie


  • Son of Scoregasm news

    I’ve not mentioned Son of Scoregasm for a while here on the blog (though i do post small updates on Twitter), so i thought i’d take this opportunity to let you all know where the game is in terms of being released.

    So, basically, it’s finished! I’m just sanity checking things this week before handing it over to Sony to make sure it’s up to standard. This process, i understand, can be a little back and forth between myself and them until things work in the right way, though as the game doesn’t make heavy use of the PS Vita’s functions there’s not tooooooo much that can go horribly wrong (i hope!).

    After that, well, aside from getting marketing media and videos/imagery i need to sell the game online, there’s not a great deal left. I’m looking to release as soon as i possibly can on Vita.

    Once the Vita version is out, i’ll be free to get the PC versions ready. As usual, it’ll launch on Windows, Mac OS and Linux platforms on both Steam and It’s really exciting to know it’s this close to launch.

    One thing i do need a little help with is getting the text for the store pages on the Vita translated into other languages. This needs to be done in order for the game to be available in countries that use that language. Unfortunately, as Son of Scoregasm has been written on a tiny budget (on account of me being poor) i can’t afford to get this done professionally. To that end, if you can speak/write another language and you’d like to help me translate the game you can head over to this google spreadsheet and add a translation. I can’t offer you much by way of compensation other than copies of the game and my back catalogue if you’d like them.

    Anyhow, that’s pretty much the state of play at present. I’m really happy with how the game plays and i hope once it’s released you guys will like it too!

    Cheers Charlie


  • DEATHBASE 900,000,000 Update Released

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    I’ve recently put a new update to DEATHBASE 900,000,000 up on If you’ve bought a copy of the game you’ll be able to download it from there or via the itch app if you use that. Here’s a video of the new build in action:

    This update includes a number of new things, fixes and improvements, including: Mac support (requires os x 10.11), grid deformation, fixed controller mappings so they’re no longer wrong, fixed bouncy shuriken enemies so they move properly added multiple language support, more particles, online scores, save data etc. are now threaded, stability improvements, app support for linux and mac.

    Also a big thank you to those of you who helped translate the game into different languages. Unfortunately, i can seem to work out who did what from the google spreadsheet, but you know who you are. Please let me know if it was you or how i can find out from the spreadsheet if that’s even possible. ( spreadsheet link)

    There’s also a PS Vita version working here, and i’m hopeful i’ll be able to get that released shortly after Son of Scoregasm finally hits. Fingers crossed!

    If you’d like to buy a copy of the game (and you should, it’s fun!) you can do so via the widget below.

    See you on the highscores!

    Cheers Charlie


  • Charlie's Games Update!

    Hi there!

    Just a small update about Son of Scoregasm and DEATHBASE 900,000,000.

    Progress on the Vita version has been great of late, and i’m about ready to get the game into certification with Sony so that it can be released ASAP. The PC/Linux/Mac versions will follow sortly thereafter.

    I’ll be busy getting assets together over the next couple of weeks, things like images, videos etc, so that i can show off the game nicely. I’m pretty happy with it. It’s super addictive :)

    DEATHBASE 900,000,000 has also been kept up to date and i’ll be looking to get that updated as soon as i can, plus hopefully share some cooll news about it int he coming weeks.

    In the meantime, watch this space! I’ll be posting things more regularly from here on out.

    Cheers Charlie.

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  • Happy New Year!

    Hi there!

    Happy new year and all that! I’m intending for this year to be a good one for my games, with a new update to DEATHBASE forthcoming and the release of Son of Scoregasm, plus more exciting stuff!

    Fingers crossed, eh?

    Cheers Charlie

    PS: expect deforming grids and more in the deathbase update!

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  • Help Me Translate DEATHBASE 900,000,000!

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    Thanks to everyone who’s grabbed a copy of DEATHBASE 900,000,000 in the last few weeks, you’re all super cool!

    It’s currently free for the next few hours, so if you’ve not tried it yet, get on it!

    DEATHBASE is the game i’ve been using to test a cross platform programming framework i’ve been writing on and off lately. Part of that framework is the ability to have the game’s text in multiple different languages, which is cool because i’d love to be able for more people to play (and understand) my games.

    Unfortunately for me, i can’t speak (let alone write) in any other language than English, so i thought i’d throw this open to the masses and see if any kind folks who’d like to see more games translated to their native tounge would like to help out.

    So, if you feel like you’d like to help, check out the link below:

    Translations spreadsheet

    If you do add a new language (you can add whatever one you like!), please let me know either via email or on Twitter (i’m @charliesgames) so i know who you are!

    Have fun!

    Cheers Charlie


  • DEATHBASE 900,000,000!

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    Wooo! New GAME!

    I’ve been trying to get back into the swing of working now that i’m not feeling quite so ill (i have been ill) and i wrote DEATHBASE 900,000,000 to make sure i could still finish something.

    It’s a fun little collect and dodge-em-up set in the incredible space year 900,000,000. Collect the cells, dodge the baddies and crash into the DEATHBASE to go to the next level!

    So far i’ve got Windows and Linux versions ready (Mac version and demos coming soon), and you can grab a copy from the awesome via the widget below.

    It’s amazing, and quite noisy!

    Check out this video to see the game in action. I should probably do one that doesn’t show me being confused with the screen capture program, but whatever.

    See you on the highscores!

    Cheers Charlie


  • Physical copies of my games now available.

    If you’d like a physical copy of one or more of my games then… now you can! Head over the this page to find out more!

    They’re all hand painted by me and are all unique! Here’s a not terribly good quality photo of one (Lisa has taken the good camera on holiday with her).

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    Cheers Charlie


  • Sweaty Sale!

    It’s hot and sticky out, so why not avoid sunburn and heat exhaustion by playing some shoot-em-ups in a darkened room by yourself?

    Click the link below and get all my games for a $1+ donation. Y’all have fun now!

    Sweaty Sale Link.

    Cheers Charlie


  • Atari ST

    I recently rescued my Dad’s old Atari ST from the roof of his garage. I used to have my own one, but it died in the 90’s and I threw it out. Seems a bit remiss now. Dad’s one was better anyway, an STE with 4MB RAM and a 40MB hard disk compared to my stock 520 STFM.

    The idea behind this was to try an do some programming with it, and learn a bit of assembly language. The ST is apparently a nice machine to do this with. Unfortunately this hasn’t happened yet as the bloody thing keeps breaking itself or chewing itself up. I’ve got through two floppy drives trying to rescue software and survived a PSU exploding next to my head (KERPOW!). I’ve also cleared a large number of insect corpses from the motherboard and spent time reminiscing over dead family pets when examining the fur I found inside the case.

    I have finally managed to get it working, though I’ve mostly been playing old games. It’s unlikely I’ve played many of these games since my ST broke (mid 90s-ish??), so it’s been interesting to go back through them all again. Mostly, of course, they’re pretty shit.

    Unsurprisingly, the games I remember playing the most as a child I now find tedious, poorly designed or just rubbish. I’ve no idea how many hours I must have spent playing the likes of Double Dragon, Afterburner, Outrun, Last Ninja, Pit-fighter (genuinely no idea what the appeal ever might have been with that one), and countless shoddy platform games with clunky scrolling (I’m looking at you especially, terrible port of Shadow of the Beast). A special shout out goes to Cannon Fodder, which for some inexplicable reason has no horizontal scrolling when moving the mouse, but instead just flicks the screen across when your men move near the edge, making it extremely difficult to know if you’re about to get hit by an enemy and thus ruining the game. Dreadful!

    Still, there have been a few that have stood the test of time a little better. I’ve also found I’ve enjoyed a lot of the games that I didn’t like so much when I was younger, such as those that were a little complicated for me back then, or those that required me to actually read the manual. I’ve also found a load of stuff that’s conceptually interesting, even if it’s not terribly well executed. I’m going to go through a few I liked playing below, though I’ll miss out any obvious stuff like Dungeon Master, Defender of the Crown, Stunt Car Racer, Carrier Command etc. as we all know they’re still good, right? Right????

    I’ve added a video of each game I found on youtube.

    Eye of Horus

    Eye of Horus is a bit Metroidy in so far as the game is a semi-open world in which you need to explore and find stuff in order to progress to the next part of the world. What was fun about this one was it combines exploration with shooting quite well. As Horus, you have two forms to swap between, human form and bird form. In human form you are quite slow but you can collect items and use the lifts that connect the various rooms. In bird form you can fly about and shoot much quicker, though you can’t collect stuff or use lifts.

    The ultimate goal is to collect the various dismembered parts of the Pharaoh, and reassemble them to gain the power to defeat Set, the Egyptian god of bad eggs. To do this you need to find the Pharaoh bits and return them to the start. This is slow and boring, but fortunately you can collect items that let you call on the help of some other Egyptian gods/goddesses that can save you a long walk. This works well as you need to work out the best way to collect the bits in order to progress quickly.

    It’s a fun game and not so large that you can get too lost or confused, which is good as a lot of the rooms look fairly similar. After a few goes you get a feel for the main area you begin in (it’s like a central hub with other areas coming off it), and you can work your way through bit by bit. There’s only one gotcha I’ve found, and that is that you can end up in an un-winnable situation of you take the wrong lift in the red area, which means you can’t get one of the Pharaoh bits. Aside from that though, it’s a pretty fun game. Given that you can skip various items and still win, it’s probably a good game for speed runners.

    The Egyptian theme is nice, and the music is strangely catchy.

    Horse factor: 0 - No horses in this game. A wasted opportunity.

    Operation Neptune

    Released as Bob Morane: Ocean in France (where it came from), Operation Neptune is a quirky take on, errr.. Star Raiders??, with lots of oddly chosen action sequences and a fun cinematic opening sequence.

    When the game boots up, you are thrown into a jet ski kicking competition with a baddie. Once you’ve kicked him off you get into your submarine and the credits roll up. After that, you’re put into a first person view of your submarine and you can move around a bit. Ultimately though, this view is completely useless, as you don’t need to use it at all.

    If you bring up your map, you can see both friendly and enemy bases, plus you can set your auto pilot to take you wherever you like. Moving near a friendly base gives you your health and fuel back like in Star Raiders. The goal of the game is to stop the baddie from building too many bases, so you plot a course for a base or connecting wotsit, and engage the auto pilot. Once there you can don your frog man suit and kill some other frogmen, sharks and big giant octopuses as you place a bomb to destroy that base. You can also go into a Space Harrier style shooing mode to fight enemy patrols.

    The game, like Star Raiders, is ultimately pretty short but it’s fun to see how quickly you can win, or if you can destroy all the enemy bases or whatever. It’s a fun, if slightly quirky, take on Star Raiders. I prefer this to the over easy ST port of Star Raiders. Star Raiders.

    Horse factor: 0 - Not even a seahorse :(


    Another French game (quite a lot of my collection is French for some reason), Hostages (or Operation: Jupiter) puts you in command of a SWAT team as you try to liberate an embassy from terrorists.

    You start off positioning your snipers in the streets surrounding the embassy, doing commando rolls and diving over low walls and through windows to avoid enemy searchlights. Once in position, you can scan the sides of the embassy and shoot people through the window, though you need to be fairly careful that you aren’t shooting any hostages.

    When you’re happy that you’ve shot enough terrorists, you can position one of your team on the roof and abseil down the side of the building. Swing through a window and you’re into a somewhat clunky (but functional) third person mode, where you can run around the building shooting any remaining terrorists and rescue any hostages you find. At the end, you get rated in the form of a newspaper report, saying how successful the operation was, or if it was a disaster.

    What’s fun about Hostages is it’s length. Essentially, it’s a time attack game and the different difficulties and missions you select at the start change things like the number of terrorists, hostages, ability to see enemy positions on the radar and the time allotted to complete the mission.

    The first few missions (I should stress that they’re all the same mission, they just get more tricky) are pretty straight forward to do well in, but the hardest mission, Operation Jupiter, on the most difficult setting is still giving me grief. The 10 minute time limit doesn’t really give you as much time as you’d like in sniper mode, so you are reliant on your commando chaps to get into the building fairly quickly. The enemies are in super sneaky git mode, and hostage positions aren’t marked on the map, meaning you’ll have to get lucky and shoot all of the terrorists in time or get into every room extremely quickly.

    I’ve heard people saying that in some ways this game is a little like Rainbow Six, which I guess is somewhat true although I prefer this one as you don’t need to shoot your team-mates when they’re blocking up the doors.

    Hostages had a pseudo sequel called Alcatraz. It’s not as good.

    Horse factor: 0 - Not a horse in sight.

    Hound of Shadow

    A Lovecraft inspired text adventure set in London in the 20’s. You start out visiting a seance with a friend, which goes badly wrong! Your friend then decides to investigate what happened and you set about wandering around a passably recognizable London, reading old books in the British Museum and visiting various folk before coming up to East Anglia (my neck of the woods) for the finale.

    I’ll keep the story details pretty scant, as it’s not too bad a Lovecraft imitation, right down to the eponymous hound being a bit crap. The setting is fine, knowing London a little I found getting about in town fairly easy, but you can take a bus or taxi if you’re not so familiar. When in East Anglia, it was cool to see some local villages and towns mentioned, plus one of the local ales is available in the pub!

    As with most text adventures, your enjoyment is heavily dictated by the parser which in this case isn’t too bad. There are still some things that work really well, and others that I found a bit confusing because the parser is trying to be too clever (sometimes you are controlling your character and other times you ARE the character, or maybe you’re always both? Who knows?!). The worst example I can think of was when I was attempting to talk to a clerk at the enquiry desk in the British Museum. Typing ‘talk to clerk’ did nothing, as did many other connotations of that phrase. I eventually worked out I needed to type simply ‘enquire’. Grrr. Mostly it’s manageable however, and I enjoyed the story enough to get through to the end.

    Horse factor: 3 - it’s Twenties London. There are bound to be some!

    North and South

    North and South is an arcade/strategy re-telling of the American civil war and it’s really fun! It’s well presented with lots of nice animations and sound effects which give it an appropriately cartoony vibe (it’s based on a French comic).

    You can play as either the Northern or southern armies by choosing a character portrait on the menu screen, each of which represent a different difficulty based on the rank of the character and the rank of the enemy character. You can further augment the difficulty by choosing a different starting year, which will give you more or less captured states to begin with. There are a few other options here as well, such as turning on Mexican or native American random attacks, tornadoes and ships that bring reinforcements to whomever occupies that state.

    The main game is played on a map, where you can order around your troops and capture enemy territory. Most important are the states that have the rail road passing through, as trains supply cash and ultimately reinforcements to the occupier of those states.

    When fighting a battle, hijacking a train or capturing an enemy fort, the game changes to an arcade style challenge that you need to complete. These are fine, but are in my opinion the worst part of the game. While the side scrolling sections for capturing the forts and taking command of the train are passable, the battle screens are pretty limp. You can only control one unit at a time (unlike the computer player) and the controls are sluggish. Plus the enemies have an annoying habit of retreating with a single man left standing which means they can still capture states. Grrrr.

    Fortunately, you can turn off the arcade bits and let the computer decide what happens. This works much better, and you can concentrate more on capturing key states.

    It’s actually a fairly easy game, and can be completed in about 15 minutes given the right start. Having the different years to start with mean you can make things more tricky for yourself. I’ve still yet to win when starting as the southern army in the final year.

    There’s a two player option, and I expect that played this way the arcade sections make more sense. I’ve not tried it myself, but I can imagine the battles being quite competitive with two people playing.

    Horse factor: 8 - There’s plenty of horses in this game, some even have a man on top.

    Safari Guns

    Safari Guns is a little bit like Operation Wolf, only it’s rubbish. I say a little like, because you aren’t just shooting baddies but trying to take photographs of the wildlife in the area you are in. The only things you appear to need to shoot are the poachers that pop up now and again. The game constantly scrolls to the right, so I assume you are meant to be in a vehicle.

    Despite the ST having a perfectly good two button mouse, Safari Guns insists on making you click on a camera or rifle icon to swap between shooting modes, which is both annoying and RSI inducing.

    At the end of each level, you are awarded points bases on how many animal photos you have taken. Score enough and you’re onto the next stage.

    As I mentioned at the start, the game is pretty rotten, but I do like the concept. Driving around taking wildlife photos and shooting baddies would, I think, make for a fun game. Imagine a 3d national park or savanna with various ranger stations to refuel/restock at, animal and poacher sightings coming through over your car radio, or tracking poachers by following a trial left near a dead animal and predicting possible locations on a map. Sounds fun to me!

    Horse factor: 4 - Not a horse as such, but a stripy relative.

    Eagle’s Rider

    A curious space adventure, with an odd take on 3D. After a fairly long and annoyingly un-skippable intro animation, you find yourself piloting a little ship sprite. You can fly around collecting crystals, shooting baddies and using your radar to locate star bases that are dotted around. The ultimate goal is to find some kind of alien mothership/base and blow it up. I haven’t quite managed to do this yet though.

    Once docked in a star base, you can save your game, look at a map and, most importantly contact aliens who you can interact with to some degree. Mostly they’ll just let you know the locations of other star bases, or tell you to talk to another alien somewhere else, but there are a few who you can type in a subject and they’ll give you an answer if they know it. Essentially you need to go around talking to different aliens until you can put together the location of the enemy base. Or at least that’s what I’ve worked out so far.

    The actual combat in the game isn’t particularly great, and the ‘3D’ stuff is a bit like in, say, Space Harrier where every thing scales in/out, though here you can rotate 360 degrees. There are a few stunt manurers you can pull off, such as loops, u-turns and boosts to help you evade enemies, electrical storms or the super annoying black holes. As I say, the combat section isn’t that great, and crashing into the crystals and shooting asteroids is made more difficult by the game not being truly 3D, but it serves it’s purpose I suppose.

    Interest is mostly held by the prospect of finding more aliens and bases. I guess it’s a bit like Captain Blood in a way, with you needing to talk to people in order to discover where your target(s) lie. It’s not something that I’ve found myself playing compulsively, but the allure of discovering new aliens and bases has made me go back quite a few times.

    Horse factor: 0 - No horses here, but an intergalactic space horse would have been a welcome addition to this game.


    An absolutely bastard hard action/strategy platform game, though it’s much heavier on the action. Super colourful, with so much going on on screen it’s amazing! Full marks for the super massive explosions. Just look at it! It’s also really noisy!

    While it’s relatively repetitive in terms of levels, the different enemy types make you think a bit more about how to approach each one, and/or which levels to avoid on the map.

    I’m not sure this is a brilliant game or not really but I keep playing it, so it must be doing something right. I’ve got as far as having conquered just over a quarter of the map on my best try.

    There’s a Mega Drive version of this game, but the graphics have been redone and it looks worse.

    Horse factor: 2000000 - The ability to generate infinite horses on certain levels by standing still is this game’s greatest quality.

    That’ll do for now. Should I feel particularly motivated I may write some more. If you know any good games to try, let me know!


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